Round 12: Mailbag Time!
Back, by popular demand, the ever-entertaining, all-informative, never-ripped-off, Big League mailbag! And what better time of year to do it than the split round. And besides, how else am I going to fill my time without my weekly Corey Enright fix?
Excitingly, and a little nervously, I would like to welcome Mrs Watson onboard this time around. And he is ready for you to fire some curly ones at him: Being the incredible Australian that he is, Mrs W told me that he's quite willing to answer personal questions, unlike that Aussie imposter, wannabe Frenchman, Ian Thorpe, who is just 'good friends' with the 16 year-old Cuban rent boy staying in his bungalow. Come clean, Ian! No-one gives a shit; this isn't the 70's where Freddy Mercury was so in the closet that he was reduced to making film clips where he waltzed around in drag, singing, "I want to break free" and still no-one thought the dude was gay. This is 2009, get amongst it, Thorpey! You're a 6'5", 20-something, millionaire male with his own aftershave line and a $4000 haircut; if you can't get laid, what fucking hope do we have?! Wait, where was I?
Ah yes, real questions from real readers. Let em rip in the comments and we'll get back to you before the second half of the split round.
Captain: StK, WB, WC, Haw, Adel
Season Tally: 67-21
Mrs Watson: StK, WB, Rich, Haw, Adel
Season Tally: 56-32
Julia Gillard can't rap!
Season Tally: 56-32
Back, by popular demand, the ever-entertaining, all-informative, never-ripped-off, Big League mailbag! And what better time of year to do it than the split round. And besides, how else am I going to fill my time without my weekly Corey Enright fix?Excitingly, and a little nervously, I would like to welcome Mrs Watson onboard this time around. And he is ready for you to fire some curly ones at him: Being the incredible Australian that he is, Mrs W told me that he's quite willing to answer personal questions, unlike that Aussie imposter, wannabe Frenchman, Ian Thorpe, who is just 'good friends' with the 16 year-old Cuban rent boy staying in his bungalow. Come clean, Ian! No-one gives a shit; this isn't the 70's where Freddy Mercury was so in the closet that he was reduced to making film clips where he waltzed around in drag, singing, "I want to break free" and still no-one thought the dude was gay. This is 2009, get amongst it, Thorpey! You're a 6'5", 20-something, millionaire male with his own aftershave line and a $4000 haircut; if you can't get laid, what fucking hope do we have?! Wait, where was I?
Ah yes, real questions from real readers. Let em rip in the comments and we'll get back to you before the second half of the split round.
Captain: StK, WB, WC, Haw, Adel
Season Tally: 67-21
Mrs Watson: StK, WB, Rich, Haw, Adel
Season Tally: 56-32
Julia Gillard can't rap!
Season Tally: 56-32
posted by the captain at 7:43 pm
9 Comments:
Will Jade Rawlings deeply regret dropping Bowden?
To continue the 'Jade' motif, on the thank-fuck-we-didn't-sign-him-scale, where does Jade Rawlings rate? Is it a 8.7 or a 8.95?
Does 'snazzy' get a mention in any other movies or just the piece of crap from last weeks blog?
Odeyone
1) Mark Blake and Shane Mumford stand blindfolded in front of you and you have to shoot one of them between the eyes, the other is the no. 2 ruckman. Who dies?
1.1) Can you clarify for the all the Pies supporters, who lives?
1.2) As per 1) but comparing Vegas and Beans Lonergan?
1.3) Same again Robert Walls and Quartermain?
2) Most over rated player in the league?
3) One specially for Mrs Watson: some have suggested recently that Joel Selwood is a great player because he is in a great side, made to look good by a classy midfield around him and that he gets a lot of easy ball handed to him as a result. Comments?
4) is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXnxmlEkY0
the new Richmond recruiting strategy?
5) Tom Harley, Dasher Milburn: 2010 or not?
6) Re Mrs Watson's profile pic, is that when he became a potty mouth?
7) What do you two boys do for a living?
8) Is Samantha Lane:
a) bimbo dumb
b) genetically dumb
c) confused dumb or
d) comfortably dumb
8) best commentator?
9) if you could get 3 players from any other club besides Hawthorn to replace 3 players at the Cats, who would they be and who would you cut?
10) creation or evolution?
11) Who is the Captain's new bitch now that Coppertone Terry is no more?
12) there absolutely has to be at least 1 homo playing in the AFL, and the nomonations are? You can't pick Richo.
...fustercluck...
1) Who would you rather root?
Jennifer Hawkins or Megan Gale
Joel Corey or Corey Enright
Jo Hall or Jennifer Kyte
Arancha Sanchez Vicario or Ameli Moresmo
Dame Edna or Mrs Doubtfire
Oprah or Dr Phil
Oh and 2) Who should Ablett Jnr impregnate with his super sperm so the dynasty continues?
3) Do you have any fears that his sperm might be super elusive and be able to evade the egg with a couple of don't argues and a shake of the hips, rendering the dynasty over?
1.Is there any collingwood player,other than Rhyce Shaw(see 2 ),who hasn't rooted Christi Malthouse?
2. Is it just me,or does Rhyce seem like a total poof?
3. Other than the "Hawthorn 8",please name the rest of the coke heads in the AFL.
4Does Shannon Byrnes have the same kicking coach as Cam Mooney?
5 Will Hawkins ever make it?
6 Does 2011 mark the end for the Cats as "serious premiership contenders"
7 Who will leave to go and play on the gold coast?
1. Have David Johnson and Paul Chapman ever been seen in the same room together?
2. What does the purple Wiggle actually do?
3. Help me out here: Wolverine, upon seeing his murdered missus lying in a field, just gets up and walks off? Did he not think to check her pulse? Call the cops? Take her to hospital? Call her family for Christ's sake? And he's then surprised she's still alive? Is he the dumbest man in America?
4. Why is a medical man continually walking around on the bridge of the USS Enterprise? Do you fly this thing? No? Then fuck off! You too, engineer dude.
5. Speaking of which, why is some engineer dude, picked up in the middle of nowhere, suddenly the chief engineer? Plot holes, people!
6. Back to footy: Why do the bunch of poofs and heroin addicts from Moorabin worry me so much?
7. Will a team ever choke harder than the Geelong football Club on 27 September 2008?
8. Is Julia Gillard a man?
9. Is the Geelong Addy edited and proof-read by an infinte number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters?
10. How many of Dale Thomas' hard ball gets could dance on the head of a pin?
The night my mate got his 'brown wings' was during a three-way with some random Polynesian bird. The fact that he was the 'second man' in undoubtedly 'tainted' the experience. Is there a footballing equivalent? Winning the Brownlow a year after some Bulldogs hack?
I'm four episodes into Flight of the Conchords season two. Do I continue or is the rest just as lazy?
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