Dogs, Swine, Walnut & You
Ever the humanitarian, Mrs Watson set off earlier this week on a one man crusade to cure swine flu. Using his network of agents, acquaintances and paid informants, Mrs Watson found a promising lead: A rumour had been circulating that a crazed scientist/farmer, based just outside of Warrnambool, had been fooling around with DNA and cross-breeding, pitting large regional Victorian men against several species of pig, feeding them nothing but Walnuts and surrounding them with posters of Daryl Baldock.
Meanwhile, fuelled by the vacuum left by Glenn Archer, the ranting was going unchecked on Footy Classified, orbiting the realm of self-inflated opinion at such a rate that it was able to circumnavigate the Malcolm Blight system eight times before Craig Hutchinson could blink. Mrs Watson knew something was up and applied pressure in some sensitive places (figuratively speaking). The cracks began to show.
Mrs Watson has not been seen since. But we have his tips. Godspeed, Mrs Watson.
North Melbourne v Collingwood
Mrs Watson: Collingwood
Captain: Collingwood
Hawthorn v Carlton
Mrs Watson: Hawthorn
Captain: Hawthorn
West Coast v Fremantle
Mrs Watson: West Coast
Captain: Fremantle
Brisbane v Essendon
Mrs Watson: Brisbane
Captain: Brisbane
Port Adelaide v Adelaide
Mrs Watson: Port Adelaide
Captain: Adelaide
Sydney v Richmond
Mrs Watson: Sydney
Captain: Sydney
Melbourne v Geelong
Mrs Watson: Geelong
Captain: Geelong
Western Bulldog v StKilda
Mrs Watson: StKilda
Captain: StKilda
Captain: Season Tally: 27-13
Mrs Watson: Season Tally: 19-21
Julia Gillard and her ridiculously large shoulder pads is closing.
Season Tally: 25-15
Ever the humanitarian, Mrs Watson set off earlier this week on a one man crusade to cure swine flu. Using his network of agents, acquaintances and paid informants, Mrs Watson found a promising lead: A rumour had been circulating that a crazed scientist/farmer, based just outside of Warrnambool, had been fooling around with DNA and cross-breeding, pitting large regional Victorian men against several species of pig, feeding them nothing but Walnuts and surrounding them with posters of Daryl Baldock.Meanwhile, fuelled by the vacuum left by Glenn Archer, the ranting was going unchecked on Footy Classified, orbiting the realm of self-inflated opinion at such a rate that it was able to circumnavigate the Malcolm Blight system eight times before Craig Hutchinson could blink. Mrs Watson knew something was up and applied pressure in some sensitive places (figuratively speaking). The cracks began to show.
Mrs Watson has not been seen since. But we have his tips. Godspeed, Mrs Watson.
North Melbourne v Collingwood
Mrs Watson: Collingwood
Captain: Collingwood
Hawthorn v Carlton
Mrs Watson: Hawthorn
Captain: Hawthorn
West Coast v Fremantle
Mrs Watson: West Coast
Captain: Fremantle
Brisbane v Essendon
Mrs Watson: Brisbane
Captain: Brisbane
Port Adelaide v Adelaide
Mrs Watson: Port Adelaide
Captain: Adelaide
Sydney v Richmond
Mrs Watson: Sydney
Captain: Sydney
Melbourne v Geelong
Mrs Watson: Geelong
Captain: Geelong
Western Bulldog v StKilda
Mrs Watson: StKilda
Captain: StKilda
Captain: Season Tally: 27-13
Mrs Watson: Season Tally: 19-21
Julia Gillard and her ridiculously large shoulder pads is closing.
Season Tally: 25-15
posted by the captain at 9:54 pm
1 Comments:
So Sydney are coming to play at the Cattery. Anyone give them a chance?
Crazy Cat Woman from the Simpsons, Joffa, George W Bush, Walnut Thomas, The Church of Scientology, O.J. Simpson, Michael Jackson, Kyle Sandilands, Aaron Sandilands, Dirk Hartog, The blokes and chicks from the Bunnings ads, Mark Harvey, Fat Cat, Warwick Capper, Liza Minnelli, The Tellytubbies, The Pussy Cat Dolls and the cast of Pizza are just a selection of esteemed minds that expect the Cats to "Drop one in the bowl that is the Swans" this weekend and win by plenty.
Paul Roos is quoted as being "quietly confident".
...fustercluck...
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