Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The Secret of My (club’s) Success


The AFL is quickly moving away from the old model of what makes a good team (or more accurately, a good club. This distinction will become clear later.) Over the past few years, commentators have correctly made the point that it’s often a team’s bottom six players that get you over the line in finals. Most clubs have accepted that star players can only do so much, and when up against more evenly matched competition, it is how the lesser lights perform, how far the drop off is, that will bring success. In 2009, Lenny Hayes and Jimmy Bartel both played excellent Grand Finals, but Shannon Byrnes probably had a better game than Adam Schneider.

With today’s taxing forward press, a shortened bench and an extended season, the model is changing again. But let’s step back for a moment.

Over the past 10 years we’ve seen the flood evolve to the forward press, mid-fielders go from a group of about five to 15 and the bench change from a place of punishment or inadequacy to a self-regulated tool aimed at increasing effectiveness. The result of all this was more high-intensity play, more ground covered by the players, more bench rotations and the accepted knowledge that the game was, each year, becoming “faster than ever”.

The AFL’s governing body acknowledged all this and reacted by shortening the amount of interchange players and implementing the substitution rule. The idea of which, it seems, was to force exhausted players to remain in the game and thus lower the intensity, for periods at least, which would allow the game to “open up”; if players are too tired to constantly chase their opponent or effectively deploy a full press, then free-flowing play and goals should be easier to come by. In short, the AFL wanted to improve the spectacle.

As a fan, and initially a sceptic of the sub rule (or at least sceptical of it being brought into the season proper with a pre-season trial) I can say that the rule has pretty much achieved what the AFL hoped it would: The games are great to watch and they usually do open up in the second half as players begin to fatigue. Plus, there is the bonus of a return to the old-school tactic of your best on-ballers “resting” in the forward pocket, and the extra, interesting tactical angle of whom to make the sub and when to deploy him. The players, however, do not seem to be as enthusiastic.

Considering this is the first season of the sub rule, most times a player does media he is asked about it. And the prevailing sentiment is, “we are tiring more quickly and more thoroughly”. Indeed, as the players and AFL have been conducting their collective bargaining, the issue has come up: Players would prefer an extra bench player, a short season and shorter games (as well as more money).

So it appears we have the game itself looking as good and as entertaining as it ever has, only it’s coming at the expense of the player’s fitness and (perhaps) career longevity. Players are going to wear out as the year goes on, or may even submit to “fatigue” injuries more readily. So how does this impact the success and/or failure of the teams we support? (That’s right, I’m finally getting around to my point and the flimsy Michael J. Fox title tie-in.)

One of the great successes of Chris Scott in his first half a season of coaching (apart from not losing, of course) has been his embracing of change. Each week the Cats have made 3-4 changes, something that would normally be counterintuitive to the idea of team and continuity, but which has had a positive, two-fold effect on the team: One, he has regularly rested experienced players (only Joel Corey and Travis Varcoe have played every game thus far) and he has continued to promote and then maintain the younger brigade. What Scott is doing, essentially, is applying the English soccer model of managing a squad rather just playing the best available team. But this isn’t the secret I’m talking about.

The secret lies in the AFL’s ugly stepsister, the VFL. Only two AFL clubs run their VFL counterparts: Geelong and Collingwood. What this does is give the player a consistent message and experience, not only week to week, but also season to season. Obviously other AFL clubs and their affiliates would have plenty of communication and insight into each other but it cannot compare to the all-encompassing experience Geelong and Collingwood players receive.

Going back to the VFL for most players means a different coach, different instructions, perhaps a different position, new teammates, a different location and different expectation. For the Cats and Magpies, the message, the methods and feedback are consistent and continuous all the way through. That has to be a massive advantage: Even simple things such as training together and getting to know each other help build a team.

It’s even worse for the SA and WA teams; their players not only go back to the local state league of competition, but they all go to different teams. (Not surprisingly, I recently read that the Eagles have been in discussion with the WAFL to operate their own team next year, mirroring the Geelong a Collingwood experience. A wise move, it would seem.)

When Geelong made seven changes to their side last week, given the opposition and home ground advantage, most still expected them to win. What was surprising, however, was how seamlessly guys who either hadn’t played seniors at all (Mitch Brown) or haven’t played in over a year (Motlop, Gillies, Simpson) slotted in and looked like senior players: They knew exactly what was expected of them as lesser parts of a greater whole.

Developing that squad of 35 or so players, all together, has seen the adjustment period not only shortened but seemingly removed completely. Granted, it is only year one of the substitution rule and of Chris Scott, but if the first 3 months are anything to go by, we are literally on a winner.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Call and Response

Thanks to atilla, Tee, the two Chris Jacksons (seriously, one of you has to become Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf), Baxter, BTO, MattyP and Dr Seuss for contributing. And sorry I didn’t answer all the questions but we’ll do this again in the near future. Without further ado…

Why the fuck isn't Max Rooke the Cats tackling coach?

Rather than tackling coach, I’d like to see Max Rooke in charge of something a little more abstract at Catland. I’d like him to encourage Daniel Menzel to grow some weird facial hair; to recommend a second hand car to Allen Christiansen; or to take Nathan Vardy to a Polvo reunion gig. I guess you would call him something like ‘cultural affairs officer’ or ‘Dude who hangs around and makes sure everything is awesome’.


Why did Fox Footy let Tiffany Cherry go? Why do we get David King instead? Would even Freo agree to such a trade?

I cannot comment on Tiffany Cherry, other than not since Misty Hymen have we seen such a porn-ready name. I do, however, always get a kick out of seeing who Fox Sports trot out for the Sunday, twilight, “Freo v Sydney” type games. Safe to say you’re deep in “B-team” territory when you find yourself saying, “Dear God, is that Tony Shaw? I miss Glenn Jakovich.”


Does the absence of Shan Shan and Silkworm, coupled with our unbeaten start to the season, prove we were right about them all along? Actually, I'll answer that one - too fucking right it does.

Although this has already been answered, and correctly, I might add, I’ll speak to a larger point: The rotation of players through the team we see each week is fantastic man management by Chris Scott. Under Lips the team rarely changed and he did seem to have his favourites, like Monty and Silkworm, but Scott has made 3-4 changes every week, and although its probably true that the players are legitimately not 100% fit, the same could be said for every player in the league. So, this rotation is most definitely “resting” but it also has another, massive positive; experience and game time for the younger brigade you couldn’t get into the side under Lips. This year we’ve seen Vardy, Christiansen, Cowan and Cam Guthrie (the bloke that everyone forgotten from round 1, who deserved his spot after a great preseason) all debut, plus more consistent game time for Taylor Hunt, Fletch and Menzel (who Mrs Watson and I were calling “Dog Junior” for a while due to his uncanny biomechanical resemblance to Steve Johnson. This, I should point out though, is NOT an endorsed Mrs W nickname. He’s still working on it, which, from what I can see, involves him drinking 3-4 IPAs, insulting every opposing player and then randomly coming up with gold.) Scott has also publically commented that Mitch Brown will get his chance soon and that Steve Motlop is a chance too. And, as I pointed out to Big League sympathizer Parker not long ago, the bloke everyone was most excited about from last years draft, who apparently has a bit of Goddard about him, Billy Smedts, is still up their 2012 sleeve. God, when Mrs W sees him that’s gonna be some nickname.


Does Brent Moloney look slow? Or does he just not blink much?

Brent Maloney is “The Situation” of the AFL. He would also be leading Melbourne’s Best & Fairest. By a mile.


Falou or K-Hunt?

Is there a third option? I haven’t seen anything of Falou, and very little of Karmichael, so, based on the extensive range of multivitamins he consumes and all the international training he seems to do, I’d probably take... Wait, Folou’s first name is Israel, right? And that means I’d get to call him Izzy? Yea, Izzy, I’d take Izzy.


Can we officially lay to rest rock music?

You mean in the sense that everything in the charts seems to be soulless, auto-tuned, over-marketed, tween-fap produced from, as Bill Hicks might say, “corporate suckers of Satan’s cock”? Who cares. Let the baby have its bottle. As long as Bob Pollard is alive, I’m ok.


Does Mitch Duncan run like a girl?

C’mon, that’s a cheap shot. I will not have a bad word said about “Fletch”.


Does Daniel Menzel like look Justine Bateman circa 1986?

Careful, you’ve been warned. (Note: I think the Family Ties repeats underestimate the perceived hotness of Justine Bateman during her TV prime. It’s easy to watch now and judge, but back then she was considered a genuine hottie. Then again, that may have been due to years of working next to Tina Yothers. Ugh, I’d rather bang Michael Gross.)


Has Justin Koschitzke usurped Mark Blake as the worst regular senior footballer in the league?

My theory is that West Coast’s Mark Nicoski is the worst player in the AFL, and has been for some time, but just like good players in WA are sometimes ignored by the larger (read: Victorian) football media, so to do the assholes. As for the on-going Kosi rubbishness, it is a constant source of enjoyment for Mrs Watson and I, W especially. And I never tire of Grant Thomas on Footy Classified explaining that all Kosi needs is a bit of freedom and confidence that “a run in the ruck” will provide: I hate to break it to you, Walnut, but that ship sailed around the time that he started running into inanimate objects and collapsing into the arms of various TV presenters.


How the FUCK did Nick Maxwell get a media gig?

That Nick Maxwell is able to achieve a lot of things is a mystery, but this idea of employing active players as commentators is bizarre. I mean, I know they want to get into the media and they’re supposed to give us an insider’s view, but won’t somebody please think of the recently retired players?! This seems to be the career options for ex-AFL players: Assistant coach, commentator/media role or drug addled, gambling-addicted adulterer. And it’s this last category that needs to be given the “special comments” jobs. I’m not interested in Tom Harley talking about body-positioning for key defenders, I want Ben Cousins’ insight on the post-game party scene in Sydney, or Fev telling a hilarious story about the time he dropped 40K at the Adelaide casino and then pegged Simon Goodwin’s wife. Get on it, One HD!


Are the Saints higher/lower on the 'karma-scale' than they deserve?

They’re probably still better off than they should be, considering they’re inflicted Steven Baker, Stephen “Allegedly” Milne, Grant “Walnut” Thomas, Nick Riewold’t cock and the hair stylings of Jason Gram upon us. I think the “St Kilda schoolgirl”, Kim Duthie, is bat-shit crazy, however and she seems a prime candidate for the “rabbit-head-in-the-soup” trick. (By the way, do we have a more current yardstick that Fatal Attraction for insane women? Surely there’s something more recent we can use. Suggestions?) The one person who has yet to receive their cosmic comeuppance, however, is Ricky Nixon. Besides all the usual slime-ball/soul glow remarks to be made here, (btw, I think Shane Mumford has the same hairdresser) Nixon has put on a clinic on “how not to run a public relations campaign”. Pretty safe to now add “professionally incompetent” to his list of charges.


Would Ottens, Byrnes, Mackie and Wojcinski make a good barber-shop quartet?

Or Law firm. Or a below average starting centre-square.


Can the big German take the Mavs over the top of Wade & his sidekicks?

I didn’t get to this one in time, but will give you my take on the NBA anyway. Firstly, after the Chicago series, I was all aboard Miami: Their defence was awesome, Mike Miller’s corpse was resuscitated, Haslem looked confident again and they finally figured out that Mario Chalmers is to Mike Bibby as Kim Kardashian is to Chloe. Plus, LBJ looked like he could do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted. As for Dallas, Dirk was Dirk but their backcourt rotation of Kidd, Terry and Barea couldn’t guard me at this point. With home court advantage I was expecting Miami in 6 games. So what happened? LeBron was below par, simple as that. As to why, well speculation ranges from “he was tired” to, “he has no dick”: So which one is it? How will LBJ and Miami respond? Will the failure fuel LeBron to work out all off-season, develop a low-post game, learn to play off the ball and get a go-to-move so he doesn’t just jack off-balance 3s when the game is close? Will they fire coach Spoelstra? Or trade Bosh? For a team that’s only played together 8 or 9 months I think the Heat had a great season. If they can find a better way to utilize their weapons offensively (were Wade and James EVER in a pick n roll?) they’ll be right back in the Finals. And only then, will we have an answer on LeBron.


Where should I spend this New Years Eve: South America, Europe or Africa?

Interesting choices... How do you feel about AIDS?


Finally, not a question, but a comment: I understand that the match review panel will occasionally offer up some inconsistencies as there are some grey areas in the game and the way charges are assessed. However, the Joel Selwood case seems absurd, even for the MRP. Consider the following: He has a squeaky-clean tribunal record, apparently dating all the way back to under 10s; the footage is inconclusive at best; and he testified that he did not deliberately strike him. For the MRP to then suspend him for four weeks, when Dale Thomas served one and Campbell Brown two, is not only baffling but insulting. Appeal that shit.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

Random Thoughts, or, Hey Mrs Watson!

Dane Swan going to Arizona for 12 days to help his injury recovery is like Charlie Sheen stopping by the Betty Ford Clinic for lunch.

What was stranger about Dale Thomas challenging punching Clinton Jones in the face? a) Thomas claiming he was actually trying to punch the ball; b) the media thinking he was a legitimate Brownlow chance, or; c) The Saints admitting that Jones has herpes?

Good to see Matty Scarlett get forward and kick a goal. And gee, didn’t he look keen to kick one? I’d like to encourage the moving of Scarlo to full-forward as The Cats own personal victory cigar. I mean, imagine the crowd response when the runner comes out late in the 4th quarter and Scarlo begins the jog to the other end…

So, is it too early for Mark Blake to be looking for property in Western Sydney?

The Dalai Lama’s words of wisdom for Harry O’Brien: “The world is as we see it and not as we see it; just like you, it’s a fucking mirage.”

I’m not saying the Bulldogs have given up on Rodney Eade but I’m pretty sure the only thing they talked about at halftime was who got shotgun on the bus ride home.

Does anyone enjoy the work of Stephen Quartermain? I mean, anyone?

Speaking of annoying, self-absorbed twats in the media, when did Dermott Brereton sneak back in to football commentary? I thought we had banished him to Getaway or Postcards or some other rubbish that I don’t watch. He seriously has a point or counter-point about anything and everything. FFS. And… if he says it a little slower… and with his head cocked slightly to one side… perhaps with an eyebrow raised… he thinks it makes it seem… more insightful.

Apparently Cyril Rioli had to be ordered by Hawthorn to stop eating turtles. I can’t even think of a joke.

Hear me out… Tom Hawkins for Jack Watts… Who says no to that trade?

Does anyone know what Jason Davenport’s hair looks like this year? I just want to give the rest of the league the heads up early, I mean, they don’t want to look like assholes…

Is Brent Maloney Melbourne’s best player? Would he, or anyone else from Melbourne, squeeze into Geelong’s best 22? Actually, I’d take Tom Scully over him in a heartbeat. Sorry twinkles.

Attention Nick Maxwell: That “soul patch” can be removed with a regular, every day razor. It’ll come right off. Promise.


Note: Feel free to leave any questions, AFL related or not, in the comments and if we get enough I’ll do a mailbag-blog, aka, “not having to come up with my own ideas”. Good times.