Monday, August 23, 2010

Ten Things, or, how to mail it in

As we arrive at the business end of the season, the past three weeks have given us a good indication of where Geelong is at. Playing against a rampant Collingwood, a top-four Western Bulldog team and Carlton, who had beaten Geelong the past two times out, has been an excellent preparation for finals and excellent way to ‘fine-tune’ right up until the very last moment. So, here’s 10 things we’ve learned.

1) James Podsiadly is definitely in Geelong’s best 22.
His hands have always been good and his kicking for goal always pretty reliable, but now it seems his second efforts and his ability to run the game out have improved. He always provides a contest when deep in the forward line, bringing the ball to ground if he cannot mark it himself. And, importantly, his willingness to push up the ground and provide an option through the middle and coming out of defense has been really impressive. That ‘link’ man is vital and when he gets it he usually moves the ball quickly into attack, even if it is without the accuracy or finesse of some of his teammates.

2) Tom Lonergan is not.
The coaching staff gave him a good run at it, and he has been okay at times, but too often errors, seemingly due to a lack of confidence, have lead to opposition goals. And it seems to happen more often against quality opposition, which is a liability come September. Plus, the Geelong defense has seemed top-heavy and slow with him, Scarlett, Taylor, Mackie and Milburn; not too many teams have two good tall forwards, let alone three, and the aforementioned players seem capable enough to match-up with anyone. The past two weeks the side has seem much more balanced, with more run from the back half, which is important. Also, when Jeremy Laidler came into the senior team he seemed just as capable as Lonergan, if not more so. I’ll be surprised if he plays again, barring injury.

3) Josh Hunt is almost Geelong’s most reliable defender.
I still trust Scarlett more, but Josh is now entrusted with the most dangerous small forward every week and has rarely been beaten. Mrs. Watson and I used to joke that every week the opposition’s game plan was simply to isolate Josh Hunt and his man in the goal square. And for a while the Bulldogs used to do just that, usually with Brad Johnson. If that were to happen today (although the 40-foot fork sticking out Johnson’s back would probably prevent him from getting into the ground) I would not only be comfortable with it, I’d be confident that Josh would beat whomever he was on. Also, his decision making, his tackling and his willingness to help teammates has improved. And he’s still a terrific kick, which helps.

4) Hawkins vs. Blake: Nil-all draw.
I’ve still undecided on this. The equation is simple enough; tap-work versus around the ground performance. Which means Hawkins’ work around the ground has to be significantly better than Blake’s because his tap-work is non-existent. Against the Dogs, a game in which you would struggle to find a bad Geelong player, Hawkins hardly got a possession until the last quarter, 20 minutes after the Bulldogs had fallen apart worse than the plot in Mission Impossible 2. Against Carlton he seemed to be slightly better, pushing forward to take a few grabs and kick a few goals but faded as the game went on. Blake gave away too many free kicks in ruck contests (granted, always a crap-shoot) but also tapped a few straight down the throat of the Cats midfield. Plus, he didn’t look too bad everywhere else. So the question remains, as each has yet to make a compelling case. My gut feel is that they’ll go with Hawkins for two main reasons; he can go forward and take a grab and the improving health of Brad Ottens.

5) Injuries and fitness are coming good at the right time.
Bomber Thompson and his staff have been through this a few times now and they obviously have an approach that they think gives the team the best chance at a premiership – a proven approach. The aforementioned Ottens is pulling his usual ‘6 games a year routine’, Scarlett looks to have shaken off some rust, Harry Taylor has come back after a couple of weeks out, Joel Corey is back in the team (looking in need of match practice, it must be said) and Jimmy Bartel is finally playing in short sleeves and looking himself again. There a still a few missing, most notably Max Rooke, who is apparently playing VFL this week, but they should all be available for finals. I’d expect Chapman, with the shoulder knock he took, not to mention his history of wafer thin hamstrings, to get a rest this week to freshen up.

6) The depth is looking okay.
Earlier in the year Mitch Duncan came into the team and impressed as a running, goal-kicking flanker, and in the past few weeks Taylor Hunt has gotten a few games, Laidler played one and Daniel Menzel made his debut. (How much does Menzel look and move like Andrew Mackie?) All of these players have not looked out of their depth at all, and all provide something different and to different parts of the ground; Laidler can play as that half-tall/half-small Milburn or Harley type role; Taylor Hunt is a quick running back flanker or winger; and Menzel seems a clever, natural footballer who gets in a lot of the right spots and takes his chances.

7) Geelong’s assumed best 22.
B: Josh Hunt, Scarlett, Enright
HB: Mackie, Taylor, Milburn
C: Bartel, Selwood, Corey
HF: Steve Johnson, Mooney, Chapman
F: Stokes, Podsiadly, Byrnes
Foll: Ablett, Ling, Ottens
Int: Kelly, Wojcinski, Hawkins, Varcoe.

In the game against Carlton, missing from this line-up were Ling, Ottens and Mackie, replaced with Blake, Taylor Hunt and Daniel ‘Mackie’ Menzel. Ottens obviously walks in for, most likely, Blake, but possibly Hawkins; Mackie and Menzel are probably interchangeable in more ways than one; which means Taylor Hunt would make way for Ling. However, the balance of the team may be upset by these ‘obvious’ changes. Depending on your choice of second ruckman, you are robbing the forward line of an option. Likewise, Mackie plays off half-back, Menzel half-forward. And, although it may be harsh, and perhaps premature, if Ling can no longer perform a shutdown role, then the team may be better served sticking with the run and carry of Taylor Hunt. It’s unlikely, but worth a minute’s thought.

8) Geelong needs to improve its clearance work.
I’m convinced that clearances are the key to winning. When the ball is to be bounced (or thrown up) ball possession is completely neutral and teams are therefore unsure or unwilling (theoretically speaking) to ‘set-up’ one way or the other. By winning the clearance the opposition is at its most exposed, as it does not have time to push help behind the ball (unless you’re Ross Lyon) and your forwards have an even chance to win the ball.

There were some interesting, and largely incorrect, reactions from the Collingwood loss, about what went wrong and what it all meant. The backline held up pretty well considering the weight of ball that was getting down there. And, conversely, considering how little it got down there, the forward line functioned quite well. So, as boring as it sounds, it all comes down to the midfield, and specifically, clearances, and Collingwood dominated the clearances against Geelong.

So why did Geelong struggle so much in the clearances that day? This is more difficult to answer, but the following were contributing factors; Jimmy Bartel was well below his best, presumably carrying injury; an injured Cameron Ling struggled on Pendlebury; and the below par performance of Geelong’s ruck division. Against both the Dogs and Blues the clearances were better, but still can be improved upon by rectifying the previously listed issues.

9) Win the first final, win the flag.
(Okay, not exactly, but it has a ring to it, ya know? And technically speaking we didn’t learn this in the past month, but it’s worth mentioning so I’ll push on, okay?)

As odd as it sounds, Geelong needs to win for their confidence. If they can get over that first week, they’ll feel back to their best and back in familiar surrounds; late September. Also, the week off has a number of fitness advantages and could prevent them from potentially meeting Hawthorn in an elimination final. It seems fairly certain that it will be Geelong v St. Kilda so it will be no pushover but it’s also a chance to gain an edge over a premiership rival.

10) Roll on September.
(By the way, that “8.9 on the mailing it in scale” comment cracked me up. And as always, thanks for reading.)

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wooo! Something to read while eating my Rice 'Crispies' (Bubbles).

Why even mention Ling being left out? You know that will never happen. Speaking of Ling, I am a little tired of commentators bringing up 'in last year's Grand Final, Jimmy Bartel had to be moved onto Ling's opponent, Lenny Hayes, after he went beserk in the first quarter'. Never the mind that he was playing on Nick Dal Santo and that Bomber didn't want to upset the fine job he was doing by moving him onto Hayes and got Bartel to do it instead.

I must say that I am almost leaning towards Blake over Hawkins but ultimately I'm just glad it's not me making the decision.

J-Pod gets 3 weeks? Disgusting!

Clearances do need to improve. I think an in-form Joel Corey will help substantially. It almost seems as though, over the past two weeks, every time the boys won a center clearance it resulted in a center break and goal less than eight seconds later.

-Tee from Vancouver

1:56 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, the Pod was offered two but has carry-over points.

Hunt out... what the hell did he do? Don't remember seeing it.

I love the fact that almost every year we have West Coast at home in Round 22.

-Tee from Vancouver

1:59 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really should finish reading the morning news before commenting.

Hunt's tackle was fairly crude.

-Tee from Vancouver

2:08 am  
Anonymous attila said...

I will attempt to look at the issue with two eyes, but the Hunt tackle is bullshit. He tackled a guy a foot taller than him and about the same weight (fun fact - JoshHuntium is an element denser than lead) in a single motion. One week suspension to appease the pansies maybe, but 2?

And three weeks for JPod, but no weeks for Picken giving Selwood the old Charles the first the week before? Sure, the Bulldogs are pathetic enough to need all the charity they can get, but seriously.

10:55 am  
Anonymous attila said...

Hell, I can keep going. Hunt executes a tackle in play and gets two weeks, Judd attempts to execute Pavlich with his elbow and gets nothing.

As for your thoughts Captain - I agree on the Blake/Hawk thing. I have an irrational (I would argue rational) loathing of Blake in the team, but some of his tap work against the Dogs was outstanding. He was made to look good by the Dogs brilliant plan of "letting Ablett run around and do what the hell he likes" though.

11:20 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

March 21st 2006

"Next blog: My most hated football personalities. Robert Walls, I’m looking in your direction…tosser."
-Mrs Watson

Sure this is an old quote but he(she) never got to it and I am still hanging around for it.

So why so little blogging? Is it a question of effort or a question of not having anything to discuss?

If it is the latter, how about an analysis of the football commentators? Or its been a while since we have had a blog on nicknames. The group has changed a lot since Blackjack and The Octopus were running around at KP

-Tee from Vancouver

2:27 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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5:41 pm  
Anonymous attila said...

If we fall over this Friday, I will console myself with the following likely scenario:

Hawthorn in the Semi-final.
Collingwood in the Prelim.
St Kilda in the Grand Final.

Win those and you would have the Best. Finals. Series. Ever.

9:19 am  
Anonymous fustercluck said...

Hi Captain, nice to hear from ya and great to see your analytical side coming to the fore.

I hope your September is as good as mine. You aren't pissing off overseas this year are you?

Atilla, If we don't fall over:

Prelim against: Bulldogs
(PRACTICE MATCH, so Pods can kick 5 at the G and the rest of the forward line can play themselves into form)

Grand final against: Collingwood ('cause isn't beating Collingwood on the last day in September EVERY BOYS DREAM?) The ultimate Risk vs Reward scenario.

That way the Cats get to beat everyone in the top 4 on the way to the cup.

...fustercluck...

12:17 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prelim against the Bulldogs eh fuster? I think the Dogs are in grave danger of bowing out in straight sets.

-Tee from Vancouver

7:01 am  
Anonymous fustercluck said...

Tee,
I reckon the Dogs will get boned by the Pies this week and play the winner of Carlton and the Swans in the SF. If the Dogs win the SF, it's great for the Cats, if either of the Swans or Carlton get through to a Prelim, it's even better. Especially if the Pies and Saints smack shit out of each other in the other Prelim.

But yeah, the Dogs could go out in straight sets, as could the Saints.

...fustercluck...

10:34 pm  
Anonymous Barty said...

well we lost, but at least now I'll have a game to watch next weekend

1:31 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How did Smelly let the rat get three in a row on him in a marking contest?

-Tee from Vancouver

2:45 am  
Anonymous attila said...

Watching Hunt get outbodied by the FR drove me nuts. Then again, it could also have been the altitude sickness from the shitty seats we ended up in.

Watching Hawthorn get their pants pulled down improved my mood imeasurably however. Then again, it would have been nicer if it were us.

We will go in red hot favourites against the Dockers, with everyone touting their rubbish record at the G. Unfortunately, our record there isn't a huge amount better. With Sandilands suffering from the inevitable side effects of genetic experimentation we should be okay though.

9:54 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most BLLL readers outside of G-town will have never experienced the level of hype and expectation rife when a team attached to a one horse town occasionally punches above their weight and achieves beyond the widely expected continuation of mediocrity and failure.
True, there are two teams in the west, but the Wet Toast Seagulls have already slunk off to lick the collective wounds emanating from the worst season in the club’s history and their front running supporters have returned to their mansions and botoxed trophy wives in the leafy western suburbs.
Last week Freo’s major sponsor unfurled a 23 metre sign saying “Go Freo” from the side of their building in Perth’s CDB. This week they're talking about replacing it with a giant (w)anchor... (insert ruckman joke here)
You’d think Freo had already won the premiership judging by the volume of the chest beating exhibited following Whorethorn’s pantsing on Saturday. But having said that, it was VERY good to watch.
The Shockers have to get past their next opponent to be within a game of the GF and I’m quite sure they have absolutely no idea what they’re in for. You might think Lady Basso is focussed when prepping for a 50% off sale at Best & Less, but that will be nothing compared to the gritty determination Selwo will display in rebounding from (by his standards) a paltry 19 disposals. The trainers will need to be issued with fire extinguishers to put out Dog Johnson and Donny Varcoe. Pods will return and as Fustercluck has already predicted, will kick 5. Baby Jesus is due to return to his standard 40 possession game and Moons, with his pent up umpire anger (I’m looking at you Matt Stevic!) will chew some docker up and use the (w)anchor to pick his teeth! It’s going to be scary! Fremantle; assume the position and prepared to be ass-hatted!

On another matter, long time readers will be familiar with my previous references in past seasons to a Collingwood supporter I work with. Fustercluck dubbed him “Charlotte.”
The insufferable little dweeb has well and truly taken the lid off and is already declaring Collingwood as premiers!
Okay, so Attila’s trifecta of Hawthorn, Collingwood and St Kilda hasn’t come off; but if we do win through to the big dance by taking the long way home, 2010 has the potential to be the greatest premiership of all!

- Basso Divor

5:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's an earlier email from Charlotte responding to my suggestion he keep a lid on it:

"by god it's a lid ready to be blown off vesuvias style !...pencil it in indeed with intent and belief...this just got me hard !!!...put the champagne on ice !!...cats have gone on holidays already...well, kelly, selwood, johnson to name but 3 have choked and gone MIA when it counts too regularly to rely on them...others of the horizontal stripers simply seem coked up with subsequent deluded judgement on the field and others just too bloody over confident for their own ability and good ?...I'm tipping the dockers based on all I've seen from a tired and worn geelong and sydney just might scare the whimpering, crying game sainters into a riewoldt group sulk by the end of the day ?...the irony of their choking tactics !!...swans v pies gf ?...don't scoff...whover the other loser, pies have the bookies...and even the pakistanis...shitting themselves !!!!!"

Your thoughts Gentlemen?

- Basso Divor

6:52 pm  
Anonymous fustercluck said...

Dear Charlotte,
It's interesting that you lust for a both a Preliminary and a Grand Final against the weakest of the remaining teams, it speaks volumes.

I enjoyed the close contest in the prelim of '07 when FigJam got the ending he so richly deserved.

I enjoyed the asshatting I saw in the prelim of '09 when the Pies were abruptly relegated to 4th place.

There will be no free ride for the Pies in 2010. And no preliminary final ghosts of seasons past waiting to choke the Cats.

Didak, Pendles, Harry O and Daisy won't be bashing up the Bulldogs on Saturday week.

At the risk of pouring ice water on your hard on, we have climbed this mountain twice now and have vanquished the second best team doing so.

And will again.

The prize for 4th place and 2nd place is essentially the same. But you would understand that, your club has a trophy cabinet full of red ribbons.

Tired and worn Geelong? You find me a team that can defeat them at their best.

Oh wait, there fucking isnt one.

Good luck champ.

...fustercluck...

7:52 pm  

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