Friday, February 26, 2010

Fwee Agency: A 4th, 5th & 6th Way to Pay Gary

For the four-plus years Mrs Watson and I have been writing this blog, we’ve done our best to stay away from the administrative side of the game. You know, the uninteresting, politicking, largely irrelevant side of the AFL, otherwise known as “Caroline Wilson’s paycheque”.

But with the introduction of free agency, the looming spectre of two new clubs and Don Costa’s staggering admission that, “Yes, I pay Gary Junior an enormous wage outside the salary cap and the AFL are ok with it because I made them an offer they couldn’t refuse”, I thought I was due.

As recently as a couple of years ago the AFL were against free agency but the Mexican stand-off type situations we’ve seen at trade week probably changed their mind. Well, that or a quiet strike threat by players association. But at least they’ve done their due diligence: Adrian Anderson apparently spent time with administrators from all the major US sports and sought their input on free agency and what works with their particular models. Accordingly, what the AFL has come up with is a fairly conservative, restricted, mash-up.

Without going into too much detail, the basics are thus: Taking effect in 2012, uncontracted players become eligible for free agency after eight years service at one club. However, if a player is amongst his club’s top 10 in terms of existing salary, the club gets a chance to match any outside offer. Players with 10 years service are unrestricted.

So, for example, if the rules were currently in place, Gary Ablett Junior, drafted in 2001, would have become a restricted free agent in 2009. Meaning, had he been out of contract, other teams could offer him a contract that, considering he would be one of Geelong’s highest paid, The Cats would have been given the chance to match. Also, and importantly, the AFL has said they will compensate the club of any lost restricted free agent with draft picks. Where these picks fall is yet to be determined. So, continuing our Ablett example, if he signed with Essendon in 2009, The Cats would firstly be able to match their offer, and if they chose not to, or couldn’t due to cap constraints, Geelong would be given an extra draft choice. If the same contract was offered to Ablett in 2011, after 10 years of service to the one club, The Cats would have no right to match and Gary would be free to walk without any compensation for Geelong. We clear? Good. Lucky I prefaced that with “without going into too much detail”. Right now I have the feeling you’re staring at your screens like I just made you sit through ‘Mullholland Drive’ again.

At first glance this looks to be tailored towards players at the end of their careers who want one more chance at a premiership. Not only the guys like Barry Hall, who had to fight to be traded where he wanted to go, but someone like Nathan Brown who retired last year essentially because Richmond couldn’t work out a trade for him. Imagine if Geelong were able to throw the minimum salary at him and say, “stop making those awful t-shirts, play out of the goal square and if you kick 40 goals this year we’ll have another flag”. I mean, everyone’s excited about Podsiadly (who will now be referred to as P.O.D.) but you’re telling me Nathan Brown wouldn’t do a better job as Geelong’s third forward? The same could probably be said about Matthew Lloyd, or Scott Lucas, or, dare I say it, Richo. It’s a neat way of giving veterans a chance to control the later stage of their career and give contending teams a chance to roll the dice. Plus, it would save me from being briefly hypnotised every time Channel 7 cut to a crouching, slack-jawed, sideline-reporting Matthew Richardson and his adventures in Fitzroy hair-dressing. What this also does, however, is make salary cap management the most important aspect of running an AFL club: If you think Freo’s constant recruiting of Essendon’s over-35s is atrocious, just wait til they get the chance to open up the cheque book. They’ll go broke quicker than the Leyland Brothers. (And yes, I realise that’s a 20-year old pop culture reference. Just kill me now.)

I’m a huge NBA fan and there’s quite an odd thing happening over there at the moment. With an excellent free agent class looming (by the way, get used to the phrase “free agent class”) teams have, for two years now in some cases, been juggling their player lists and salary cap in such a way as to have the most amount of money available come the end of this season to throw at these free agents. Some teams, most notably the New York Knicks, have essentially dogged two seasons on a probably 50/50 shot at landing one excellent player. Now, football and basketball are very different sports; most notably, one player can make all the difference on the basketball court, considering that only five guys get to play at once, but are there some lessons to be learned? The Knicks have taken an 18-month dump on their fans for the promise of this off-season but what happens if they don’t manage to land one of the big fish?

Bringing it back to the AFL, we have another added wrinkle to consider; two new teams set to join the league, both of which are not only being given an absurdly generous amount of draft concessions but are also being financially subsidised by the league itself; you know, the very same league whose job it is to ensure a fair and even playing field for all teams. Now, I understand the AFL sees expansion as the key to a thriving, healthy, truly national sport, and I understand that they’re also is keen to protect their investment, but how involved will they be? What if a senile Kevin Sheedy decides to offer a 30-year old Mathew Stokes $1.5 million and part ownership in a Blacktown meth-lab? Would the AFL step in to “protect its investment”? (There it is; my first official Mathew Stokes joke!)

Considering the draft age of most AFL players is 17 or 18, after eight years service the restricted free agents will be 25 or 26 year-old players in their absolute prime. As I mentioned in the earlier Ablett scenario, Junior’s eight years were up in 2009, the same season he won the Brownlow medal. Matthew Scarlett would have been eligible in 2005, the first year of his five consecutive All-Australian selections. So if you’re an up-coming club with a developing young list but a couple of major holes, what’s stopping you driving a dump-truck full of money to a 25-year old Joel Selwood’s front door? Especially if it’s someone who is as salary cap stretched as the Cats? According to Frank Costa, only the illusion of a legitimate business interest. And this, really, is the biggest problem free agency poses to the AFL.

As mentioned in the opening, Frank openly admitted that Gary Junior is paid to do promotional and marketing work for Costa’s coastal property development business and that this has been cleared by the AFL. And as we all now, Chris Judd holds some mystery position with VISY, the late, former Carlton president Dick Pratt’s company. Is Luke Ball earning an extra 100K as Eddie McGuire’s gardener? How about Footy Show appearances? I’m all for players finding other revenue streams given that most careers are fairly short, but isn’t this a clear conflict of interest? It’s not the extra work as such; it’s that it potentially lowers the player’s salary cap number. Any property development group in the greater Geelong region love to have Ablett in for a few client meet & greets but only one is paying over the odds with his right hand and under with his left.

The AFL is so profitable now that TV rights are larger than New Zealand’s GDP and all players, plus innumerable support staff, are afforded the wages to be full-time footballers. As recently as the early 1990s AFL clubs weren’t producing enough revenue to pay all players to be full-time, so, accordingly, players still carried second jobs. Gary Ablett Senior was a courier. Gavin Excel went door-to-door selling memberships. And one day Gary Hocking collected my rubbish bins, parked at the top of our court, and then proceeding to spend the next 25 minutes spiralling empty Fanta bottles into the back of the truck from 30 yards. I’m pretty sure he was getting paid by the hour. But I digress.

My point is that player payments outside of the football club are nothing new. It has been happening for decades, as either a cushy job organised by the club, or a brown paper bag of unmarked, non-sequential bills left on the bar at The Valley Inn. And mostly it has been a way for semi-professional clubs to reward long-term stars, because, let’s face it, there’s no other way they could afford to buy cocaine for their friends. But couple it with free agency, league expansion, draft concessions and the AFL propping up clubs financially and now it becomes a critical, albeit shady, component of on field success.

Eat your heart out, Caro.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Keeping Your Nose Clean (How Not to)

This summer I’ve attempted more blogs than Andrew Lovett has sex crimes (allegedly), and every time I have either gotten stuck, or realised that, “Hey, that’s just not that interesting or funny or insightful or even legible.” (I was going through some old notebooks recently and found three full pages of drunken ramblings that look like someone was trying to get the ink flowing again in a pen.) Not even Shane “Shame” Watson morphing into Jacque Kallis was enough to rouse me from my slumber. But on a scale of 1-to-10, of “things I should probably write a blog about”, Matthew Stokes trafficking cocaine comes in at about a 48. (By the way, apologies for the title that sounds like a Radiohead song.)

Here’s a rundown of my rambling thought process immediately after Mrs Watson emailed me the news on Wednesday:

The police don’t usually charge someone unless they know they can get a conviction… I wonder if any other players are involved… How much coke was he actually doing? Are we talking a NYE bump or two, or Lindsay Lohan circa 2008...? Frank Costa will sack Stokes… Sack is a funny word… I wonder how the club will handle this… Will Demetriou get involved…? Will Stokes play the addiction card? Will someone else play the race card…? The girl who played Velma in the Scooby-Doo movie had a nice rack… How much salary cap space will it save us if he’s in prison…? The Geelong Advertiser is going to cover this like it’s the Cuban missile crisis… The Mentalist is getting more ridiculous every week… How should Geelong supporters feel about this? How do I feel about this? Shit, what do I write about this?!

(By the way, where does “having a Cuban drug-dealer moustache on the day you’re arrested on drug charges” rank in terms of inappropriate coincidences; below or above wearing a Gary Glitter t-shirt to a grade 6 calisthenics show? Seriously, he looks like he’s auditioning for ‘Underbelly 4: Lamby’s Revenge’.)

As usual, I needed the steady hand of Mrs Watson to guide me through the sea of questions, self-doubt and C-grade movies. Here’s his take:

“The fact that this useless prick keeps getting referred to as a "Premiership Forward" is the most annoying thing about this story. Sack him, let's move on.”

And that’s probably all there needs to be to it. (Ah Mrs Watson, if only the rest of the world possessed your cold pragmatism.)

However, in this current environment, we all know the modern media are ready to jump on this and fuck it to death like an untrained Labrador. Hell, they’re already halfway up your leg. And when this happens, a relatively small criminal matter becomes a national litmus test for anybody with any kind of public voice.

So before Barnaby Joyce or Tony Abbot or anyone at all with any kind of tenuous link to the Catholic Church starts telling us all about all our problems, allow me to get in first. (Speaking of which, do we know what Dawn Fraser thinks of all this? Really, she hasn’t said anything? Are we sure she’s still alive?)

Taking the initial police reports (and Stokes’ story) at face value, trafficking seems like an overblown charge for such a small amount of cocaine (especially on-sold at cost price. But, whatever). Nonetheless, Stokes, it would appear, is guilty of something. Is he more naive 25-year old than connected drug groupie? Probably. Being somewhat in the media spotlight, should he have known better? Yes. Is the charge a little trumped up because he has a profile? Of course it is.

This is not a sign of a “drug problem” in AFL clubs. It’s not an AFL player thinking he’s above the law. It’s not about rehabilitation, education and/or the eternally vague, “support”. It’s about a guy, who once played forward pocket quite well, who bought some drugs. So let’s treat it and punish for what it is, not what talking heads with obvious agendas may twist and fit it to be.

Lots of people buy drugs and use drugs and get caught by police with drugs and lose their jobs because of drugs. Now Stokes is probably going to lose his.

Let’s not lose our heads (or any sleep) over it.

And besides, look at bright side; how’s the form of Shane Watson!