The Battle of Who Could Care Less, or, Tips for Round 2 (NAB Cup)

Geelong v Kangaroos

The most interesting question here is this: when a team, like the Kangaroos, leaves out 12 of its best players, should the game even be televised? Probably not, but it’s a good enough excuse to play a practice match of your own against a slab of Draughts; training for Round 1, you see. Watch as Kent goes to town on another shit defender, and as the Cats still just get over the line.

Tip: Geelong by 5 points.

Melbourne v Brisbane

Can’t see Brisbane winning this one unless Mal Michael can defend Neitz, Yze, and Robertson all on his own.

Tip: Melbourne by 30 points.

Fremantle v Collingwood

While Magpies supporters have already begun lining up for Grand Final tickets after last week’s win over the Saints, this week won’t be nearly as encouraging. With Pavlich and Black both returning, Fremantle will tear Collingwood two new assholes: one, just cause the Magpies are fuckin' terrible, and another to shove that recent McDonalds contract.

Tip: Fremantle by 45 points (at least)

Adelaide v Hawthorn

It’s the second most boring team in the league hosting a team which only just got over Richmond (my tip for wooden spooners) last week. I truly believe Adelaide couldn’t care less about the result of this game. Fuckin’ hell Crows, don’t you hate it when you invite someone round then can’t be bothered entertaining them.

Tip: Whatever